officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

(via badassqueergoddess)

Well he sounds like a prat.

I think he’s just got a bad case of religion. I got as far as him referencing fucking genesis in support of his argument before I had to just…

thesummoningdark:

> colleague expanding on his philosophy that the sexes are fundamentally unequal and it’s a man’s duty to be the provider

> don hard hat, goggles, impact gloves; state calmly, “I’m not having this fucking conversation”. Walk out.

> spend a while doing a thing elsewhere on the rig

> return

> snicker at tumblr while reveling in the awkward silence

But seriously, fuck you mate. Believe whatever you like. You don’t think I’m a proper person, what the fuck ever, that’s up to you, but I don’t have to sit and fucking hear about it.

> colleague expanding on his philosophy that the sexes are fundamentally unequal and it’s a man’s duty to be the provider

> don hard hat, goggles, impact gloves; state calmly, “I’m not having this fucking conversation”. Walk out.

> spend a while doing a thing elsewhere on the rig

> return

> snicker at tumblr while reveling in the awkward silence

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought
no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.
(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)
Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god
this is adorable

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought

no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.

(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)

Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god

this is adorable

(via feeferj)

Rigfloor calls me all WE ARE GOING TO DO THE THING. And I’m like SHIT YES THING OKAY I GOT THIS [SCREAMING INTERNALLY]

And then they’re all “…..well actually we’re going to finish doing another thing first”. And I’m like "…uh. Okay I guess. Call me again when you’re ready to actually do the thing?"

And spend the next 20 minutes all keyed up and FUCK HALP NOT READY FOR THIS….and then when I finally relax and start thinking yeah okay it’s fine they’ll be a bit longer, I’ve got time to sort my shit, naturally they call again
Fuckers.

ohmfgeeitsme:

fishandchipsandvinegar:

Disney one-liners we never forget.

I will forever reblog

(via cudyllllygad)

  • me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
  • obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
  • me: Did I fucking stutter?